








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3317 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4517 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5219 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,201,708 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyroz | 21 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Je ordinateur | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Drumms | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Lumino | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Eric Dupont-Moretti | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiTall | +4.93 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Akyroz | +2.84 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Eric Dupont-Moretti | +2.29 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | Lumino | +1.50 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | Je ordinateur | +0.72 | 75 | 36 |





