








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2636 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2497 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2487 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2121 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,284,164 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 715 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azrod 4.0 | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | YRO | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Activ | 55% | 62 |
| #4 | Akyroz | 52% | 214 |
| #5 | QT | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Activ | 55% | 62 |
| #4 | Akyroz | 52% | 214 |
| #5 | QT | 46% | 48 |
| #6 | AroufPartoutMêmeÀMoscou | 44% | 25 |
| #7 | 🦦DRFM🦦 | 42% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyroz | 39 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Activ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | QT | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | 🦦DRFM🦦 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Azrod 4.0 | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyroz | 759 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | 🦦DRFM🦦 | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Azrod 4.0 | 162 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #4 | Activ | 115 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | QT | 65 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyroz | +2.89 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | Azrod 4.0 | +2.06 | 72 | 75 |
| #3 | QT | +0.60 | 61 | 38 |
| #4 | Lumino | +0.46 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | Activ | -1.52 | 28 | 66 |





