








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5487 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4055 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2888 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,578,904 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drumms | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | HelmPapÿ | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Zephyr | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Genesis | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Activ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genesis | 1189 | 0.43 | 38 min |
| #2 | Drumms | 169 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zephyr | 163 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | HelmPapÿ | 152 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Activ | 134 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HelmPapÿ | +3.68 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Eric Dupont-Moretti | +1.81 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | Genesis | +1.00 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | hennyS | -0.24 | 54 | 45 |
| #5 | Drumms | -0.59 | 35 | 62 |





