








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4108 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2733 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1641 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,546 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kid Joko | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Bankey21 | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | DanielS | 58% | 210 |
| #4 | Dill | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Roxin | 56% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | prey | 55% | 62 |
| #9 | -- | 54% | 144 |
| #10 | Snart Dooly | 52% | 64 |
| #11 | 2013 KennyT | 50% | 24 |
| #12 | Mr. Trackpad | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielS | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | -- | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | prey | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Bankey21 | 7 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Roxin | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanielS | 1328 | 0.34 | 41 min |
| #2 | -- | 503 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | Roxin | 341 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | prey | 257 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | Snart Dooly | 205 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bankey21 | +4.33 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | 2013 KennyT | +4.24 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | DanielS | +2.70 | 56 | 72 |
| #4 | Mirage and Me | +2.25 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | prey | +2.25 | 75 | 67 |





