








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16699 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10410 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7013 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 9497 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,734,354 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenchie | 48% | 649 |
| #2 | Swift | 48% | 369 |
| #3 | Lankstr | 48% | 122 |
| #4 | SUBNORMAL | 47% | 276 |
| #5 | Bugs Bunny | 46% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bugs Bunny | 46% | 289 |
| #6 | TonyIsNOONE | 46% | 223 |
| #7 | Openz | 42% | 158 |
| #8 | Foreskin Collector69 | 36% | 61 |
| #9 | budderball | 24% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenchie | 63 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | TonyIsNOONE | 35 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 23 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Lankstr | 23 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | Swift | 20 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swift | 1650 | 0.22 | 40 min |
| #2 | SUBNORMAL | 867 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 618 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Frenchie | 588 | 0.05 | 16 min |
| #5 | TonyIsNOONE | 484 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenchie | +1.93 | 84 | 47 |
| #2 | DJLobster# #Doggo#### ### ### | +1.81 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | +1.16 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Lankstr | +0.48 | 64 | 52 |
| #5 | Swift | -0.19 | 67 | 64 |





