








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1013 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1665 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1361 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,616 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bugs Bunny | 50% | 223 |
| #3 | Swift | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | TonyIsNOONE | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | Frenchie | 46% | 74 |
| #6 | DJLobster# #Doggo#### ### ### | 42% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugs Bunny | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Frenchie | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Swift | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | TonyIsNOONE | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | DJLobster# #Doggo#### ### ### | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swift | 666 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | DJLobster# #Doggo#### ### ### | 590 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 497 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | TonyIsNOONE | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Frenchie | 80 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenchie | +2.35 | 83 | 40 |
| #2 | Bugs Bunny | +2.15 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | DJLobster# #Doggo#### ### ### | +1.64 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | Swift | +0.14 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Openz | -1.54 | 56 | 42 |





