








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3219 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2428 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1557 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2371 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,456 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | 33 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Meloqz | 17 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Poule | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | DanteHDey | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | 𝙐𝙬𝙐 RejirO ❟❛❟ | 11 | 0.0145 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | 779 | 0.35 | 24 min |
| #2 | Meloqz | 546 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | DanteHDey | 418 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | Poule | 388 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | K4Mui ★ | 379 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | +3.97 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | 𝙐𝙬𝙐 RejirO ❟❛❟ | +3.76 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Meloqz | +3.40 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | AMAZ | +1.15 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | DanteHDey | +1.07 | 77 | 66 |





