








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2130 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1669 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 1470 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,313 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .M0wgli | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Totodileuh (KainΓ©) | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | ππ¬π RejirO βββ | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | K4Mui β
| 63% | 24 |
| #5 | bimbamboom | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | 389 | 0.40 | 11 min |
| #2 | ouaisouais | 383 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | Meloqz | 211 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #4 | Poule | 178 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | ππ¬π RejirO βββ | 140 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | +4.16 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | Meloqz | +3.87 | 91 | 61 |
| #3 | .M0wgli | +2.84 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | ππ¬π RejirO βββ | +2.43 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | DanteHDey | +1.85 | 79 | 67 |





