








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7201 | 41% |
| Smokes | 5082 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1955 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3439 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,327 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ouaisouais | 20 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Meloqz | 17 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Gabycci #GPDC | 16 | 0.0293 |
| #4 | 𝙐𝙬𝙐 RejirO ❟❛❟ | 14 | 0.0294 |
| #5 | Poule | 11 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bimbamboom | +5.45 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | bliss | +4.17 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | .M0wgli | +3.41 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | 𝙐𝙬𝙐 RejirO ❟❛❟ | +3.33 | 78 | 38 |
| #5 | Meloqz | +2.76 | 85 | 57 |





