








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 20% |
| Smokes | 983 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 780 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 969 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,721 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Lemon | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | silence | 48% | 182 |
| #4 | ttocSickk | 46% | 79 |
| #5 | AM | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | silence | 48% | 182 |
| #4 | ttocSickk | 46% | 79 |
| #5 | AM | 44% | 41 |
| #6 | ricesu | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | Miller | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silence | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ttocSickk | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | trent | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | AM | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ricesu | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silence | 540 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | ttocSickk | 256 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | AM | 175 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | trent | 107 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #5 | Miller | 75 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trent | +4.99 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | ttocSickk | +1.23 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Lemon | +1.18 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | silence | +0.93 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | ricesu | +0.40 | 83 | 59 |





