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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 12% |
| Smokes | 973 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1258 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 664 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,318 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | heartbreaker | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | Latas | 46% | 85 |
| #11 | TheWinterWolf | 43% | 30 |
| #12 | GRAM ⭕⃤ | 41% | 17 |
| #13 | m3K | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Raspateco | 254 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Latas | 222 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Oscean | 79 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | ★ ➇ h2s | 70 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Raspateco | +4.27 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Latas | +4.18 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | KDKK | +0.47 | 55 | 42 |
| #4 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | +0.14 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | ★ ➇ h2s | -0.08 | 61 | 67 |





