








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5391 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4696 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2667 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3478 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,098 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | choppers | 51% | 125 |
| #13 | Woox | 50% | 24 |
| #14 | hej | 48% | 33 |
| #15 | bVI | 46% | 26 |
| #16 | Hyde | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | niko | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | choppers | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Pogo | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | booth | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 583 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | HUNA | 525 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Classix | 362 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | choppers | 326 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | OPJames | 311 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domas | +5.36 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | OPJames | +2.33 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | hej | +2.14 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | umer | +1.66 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | Hyde | +0.52 | 63 | 61 |





