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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2897 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2546 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 583 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $858,773 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !RuNNeR | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | ⛧ S ⛧ | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | ♕-=w0T4n=-♕ [GER] | 55% | 74 |
| #4 | BOMMER | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Wannabe-wpl | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wannabe-wpl | 8 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Cheesy ツ | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Lord Rebcheb -wpl | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | ♕-=w0T4n=-♕ [GER] | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | kRONENNN ;. | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | 291 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | kRONENNN ;. | 210 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♕-=w0T4n=-♕ [GER] | 160 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | !RuNNeR | 76 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | shluud.- | 65 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesy ツ | +3.02 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | weekend. ♥ R | +1.98 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | !RuNNeR | +1.85 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | ⛧ S ⛧ | +1.40 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | shluud.- | +1.07 | 75 | 69 |





