








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 478 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5523 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5616 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3915 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4944 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,460 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asxtro | 50% | 34 |
| #2 | AngelofDev | 50% | 56 |
| #3 | kkfleming | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | J_Dawg | 40% | 132 |
| #5 | Paradox | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kkfleming | +1.11 | 29 | 41 |
| #2 | Asxtro | +0.54 | 33 | 44 |
| #3 | Hezie._. | +0.33 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Twitchwannanerd | -0.18 | 12 | 45 |
| #5 | AngelofDev | -0.46 | 15 | 37 |





