








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 248 | 17% |
| Smokes | 385 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 388 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,565 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bananapie | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Orbit | 100% | 6 |
| #3 | Tionix | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | Kre1N | 82% | 11 |
| #5 | SUGAR | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbit | 4 | 0.0385 |
| #2 | Bananapie | 3 | 0.0405 |
| #3 | Tionix | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kre1N | 32 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Orbit | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | SUGAR | 16 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tionix | 13 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Nosik | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qb*Twiksar | +6.32 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | Orbit | +4.21 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Tionix | +3.98 | 93 | 56 |
| #4 | Kre1N | +3.12 | 92 | 68 |
| #5 | Nosik | +2.37 | 80 | 70 |





