








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 317 | 26% |
| Smokes | 330 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $47,156 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickelBack | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | VIEBy | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Patsi | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | amore | 100% | 4 |
| #5 | ayaka | 100% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | faydett | 67% | 3 |
| #10 | ZzZzZz | 50% | 2 |
| #11 | FpSSSSSSSS | 33% | 3 |
| #12 | sm3t | 33% | 3 |
| #13 | S1ren | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayaka | 1 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayaka | +4.99 | 99 | 54 |
| #2 | dwushka | +4.72 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | qb*Twiksar | +3.84 | 90 | 68 |
| #4 | VIEBy | +3.74 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | amore | +3.68 | 75 | 50 |





