








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2443 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5619 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4119 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,037 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF_v2 | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | Maximus | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | El Jointy | 50% | 118 |
| #4 | Er3th0rn | 48% | 58 |
| #5 | StyLzTF | 47% | 365 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | QuEnEx | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Zoker204 | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | El Jointy | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | StyLzTF_v2 | 3 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF | 916 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | QuEnEx | 577 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Er3th0rn | 193 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zoker204 | 149 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | El Jointy | 112 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3th0rn | +6.18 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | StyLzTF_v2 | +2.66 | 57 | 77 |
| #3 | Maximus | +1.86 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | StyLzTF | +1.17 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | Bully Magblyat | +0.14 | 51 | 61 |





