








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 978 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1618 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1895 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,213 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF | 60% | 112 |
| #2 | Zoker204 | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | QuEnEx | 53% | 101 |
| #4 | StyLzTF_v2 | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Bully Magblyat | 50% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bully Magblyat | 14 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | StyLzTF | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | QuEnEx | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | StyLzTF_v2 | 5 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Zoker204 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF | 303 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | QuEnEx | 247 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bully Magblyat | 206 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | StyLzTF_v2 | 60 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zoker204 | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StyLzTF_v2 | +2.10 | 58 | 77 |
| #2 | StyLzTF | +1.98 | 58 | 72 |
| #3 | Bully Magblyat | +0.97 | 49 | 66 |
| #4 | QuEnEx | +0.44 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | El Jointy | -0.23 | 31 | 45 |





