








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5402 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3978 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4585 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4059 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,121 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POPE | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | nick | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | UnkeM | 53% | 62 |
| #4 | Hansinator | 53% | 97 |
| #5 | sT1VN | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alucard | 744 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kairos | 393 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | Shaggy1Z1/BOT | 389 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #4 | sT1VN | 308 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #5 | nuds | 272 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sT1VN | +3.17 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | dnz ツ | +1.44 | 76 | 76 |
| #3 | UnkeM | +1.32 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | Hansinator | +1.30 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | Shaggy1Z1/BOT | +1.11 | 80 | 76 |





