








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 195 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1857 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3302 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3113 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3707 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,137 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoons [P90 only - Commend!] | 29 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | emmazing | 17 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | spirritt_level99 | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | vienna?¿ | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Blahaj | 8 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emmazing | 223 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | vienna?¿ | 200 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | [RSL]BangBangBetty | 129 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | spirritt_level99 | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Spoons [P90 only - Commend!] | 45 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoons [P90 only - Commend!] | +7.32 | 53 | 47 |
| #2 | spirritt_level99 | +2.00 | 36 | 44 |
| #3 | Blahaj | +1.49 | 70 | 14 |
| #4 | vienna?¿ | +0.75 | 43 | 56 |
| #5 | ⋆。°✩ kitty gf fennie!! | +0.04 | 28 | 47 |





