








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 634 | 2% |
| Smokes | 9177 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 17175 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 9484 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,702,205 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⋆。°✩ kitty gf fennie!! | 48% | 238 |
| #2 | vienna?¿ | 44% | 232 |
| #3 | emmazing | 43% | 401 |
| #4 | [RSL]BangBangBetty | 39% | 559 |
| #5 | klaymen9 | 36% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emmazing | 51 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | ⋆。°✩ kitty gf fennie!! | 24 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | vienna?¿ | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | [RSL]BangBangBetty | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | spirritt_level99 | 9 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emmazing | 634 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | vienna?¿ | 347 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | [RSL]BangBangBetty | 324 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #4 | ⋆。°✩ kitty gf fennie!! | 215 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | spirritt_level99 | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoons [P90 only - Commend!] | +6.45 | 51 | 48 |
| #2 | spirritt_level99 | -0.07 | 44 | 37 |
| #3 | ⋆。°✩ kitty gf fennie!! | -1.17 | 20 | 45 |
| #4 | klaymen9 | -1.47 | 37 | 23 |
| #5 | vienna?¿ | -1.75 | 36 | 55 |





