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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 389 | 48% |
| Smokes | 219 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 27 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 180 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,013 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kestom4 | 8 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | MayoR | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Laggerino | 1 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | bitch please!!!! | 1 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Raaaqueeelll | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kestom4 | 247 | 0.36 | 8 min |
| #2 | ti jean 0617 | 100 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #3 | MayoR | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | bitch please!!!! | 58 | 0.42 | 2 min |
| #5 | Punk Skunk | 43 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kestom4 | +3.87 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | ti jean 0617 | +3.27 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | MayoR | +1.77 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | bitch please!!!! | +1.40 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | Konflikt | +1.35 | 87 | 53 |





