








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1381 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 610 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 987 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,202 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Torque | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | drox | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | alecc | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | BELLY | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | vinhy | 67% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexa | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | [MOOGANG] dearlucid | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | a idiot | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | alecc | 1 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | drox | 1 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexa | +4.05 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | drox | +3.63 | 91 | 36 |
| #3 | Torque | +2.98 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | BELLY | +1.76 | 94 | 81 |
| #5 | Ming ✪CSGO corrupt update files? | +1.75 | 87 | 73 |





