








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1974 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1127 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1043 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1092 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,526 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sonni | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | nekkub | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | Maekib | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | TexVilleri | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | trekki | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nekkub | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | Maekib | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | TexVilleri | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | trekki | 54% | 37 |
| #6 | toffeepulla123 | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maekib | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | TexVilleri | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | sonni | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | toffeepulla123 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maekib | 283 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | TexVilleri | 152 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | nekkub | 150 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | trekki | 111 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | toffeepulla123 | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sonni | +2.39 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | Maekib | +2.12 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Jyrnyb | +1.62 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | trekki | -1.25 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | TexVilleri | -1.62 | 63 | 57 |





