








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2938 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3182 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2346 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3090 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,268,029 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pickle barrel | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | via | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | kannh | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | hue | 50% | 206 |
| #5 | Meepless | 49% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gugo10 | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | Nomless | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | kohaena hater | 42% | 53 |
| #10 | minyun | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | WhipeeDip | 35% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arcueid | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | hue | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Meepless | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | WhipeeDip | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | via | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meepless | 623 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | Arcueid | 422 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | via | 305 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | hue | 250 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | WhipeeDip | 166 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meepless | +1.73 | 65 | 57 |
| #2 | CycloneSpin | +1.14 | 52 | 51 |
| #3 | WhipeeDip | +0.68 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | Nomless | +0.32 | 76 | 43 |
| #5 | kannh | +0.02 | 64 | 52 |





