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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2986 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1817 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1114 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2499 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,828 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | drayKo | 50% | 134 |
| #7 | huhu | 45% | 66 |
| #8 | Yoshio | 44% | 50 |
| #9 | QuiRa | 41% | 22 |
| #10 | fabu | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drayKo | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | mY_ruleZ | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | andor | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Eg0n | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Yoshio | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huhu | 260 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | mY_ruleZ | 259 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Eg0n | 254 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | drayKo | 222 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | andor | 191 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drayKo | +1.99 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | .X1n0- | +1.62 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Eg0n | +0.50 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | andor | +0.20 | 90 | 56 |
| #5 | QuiRa | -0.08 | 66 | 56 |





