








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1049 | 27% |
| Smokes | 804 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1050 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 995 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,145 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubble milk tea | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | dream✨ | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | saya | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | myr | 47% | 177 |
| #5 | Lyn Gamington | 46% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myr | 753 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪ scrfed | 207 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | bubble milk tea | 143 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lyn Gamington | 140 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | dream✨ | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momb | +2.32 | 56 | 42 |
| #2 | bubble milk tea | +2.25 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | myr | +1.05 | 50 | 64 |
| #4 | ✪ scrfed | +0.19 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | dream✨ | -1.42 | 46 | 43 |





