








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 93 | 5% |
| Smokes | 949 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 585 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 108 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,680 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momb | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | dream✨ | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | myr | 41% | 73 |
| #4 | ✪ scrfed | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | Lyn Gamington | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myr | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Lyn Gamington | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | momb | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myr | 338 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | dream✨ | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ scrfed | 74 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | momb | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | bubble milk tea | 46 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momb | +3.55 | 59 | 45 |
| #2 | myr | +2.27 | 55 | 67 |
| #3 | bubble milk tea | +0.99 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ scrfed | -0.34 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Got-woo | -0.66 | 55 | 53 |





