








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1310 | 31% |
| Smokes | 950 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 959 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,798 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | 5 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | eki | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Артём буганов | 3 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Tunge | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | jabba | 2 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eki | 140 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Артём буганов | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tunge | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | jabba | 31 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Артём буганов | +4.87 | 82 | 60 |
| #2 | eki | +2.87 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | ☆TESTOPETO☆ | +2.19 | 73 | 45 |
| #4 | lastenohjaaja | +2.19 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Nailou | -1.84 | 56 | 60 |





