








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3901 | 59% |
| HE Grenades | 666 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,752,800 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RanD | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | runedson | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | ling ling | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | dream of eat dirt | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Baby Roy | 38% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | runedson | 55% | 119 |
| #3 | ling ling | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | dream of eat dirt | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Baby Roy | 38% | 90 |
| #6 | TN1 | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runedson | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ling ling | 6 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Baby Roy | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | TN1 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runedson | 477 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Baby Roy | 118 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | ling ling | 118 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | TN1 | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | RanD | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runedson | +3.59 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | AOJHNF ajobnf | +0.69 | 62 | 45 |
| #3 | Baby Roy | -0.68 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | RanD | -0.71 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | TN1 | -1.23 | 68 | 55 |





