








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1889 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2277 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1849 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1680 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $927,083 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Ѱ zonymonst9rSON Ѱ | 54% | 84 |
| #3 | Luvar | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | fra6z | 49% | 72 |
| #5 | M1ka | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Paw Patrol | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | KC★ | 44% | 48 |
| #12 | kc | 41% | 22 |
| #13 | valnaR# | 38% | 39 |
| #14 | Niico | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kAKTUS# | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Luvar | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Ѱ zonymonst9rSON Ѱ | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | fra6z | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | valnaR# | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ka | 493 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #2 | fra6z | 314 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | kAKTUS# | 308 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ѱ zonymonst9rSON Ѱ | 265 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Luvar | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ka | +2.32 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | +2.26 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | pvier | +2.00 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | fra6z | +0.68 | 53 | 63 |
| #5 | Niico | +0.58 | 68 | 66 |





