








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15 | 6% |
| Smokes | 92 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 88 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,438 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n3bs | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Renato | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | KmartKenny | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Mesharsky | 5 | 0.0161 |
| #5 | CircuitCityChad | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n3bs | 127 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | KmartKenny | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Renato | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mesharsky | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | CircuitCityChad | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n3bs | +4.66 | 62 | 44 |
| #2 | KmartKenny | +4.62 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | CircuitCityChad | +1.17 | 65 | 36 |
| #4 | Renato | -0.75 | 44 | 29 |
| #5 | ☠ $Ƈ℟₳☧☧ɆⱤ ☠ | -1.75 | 36 | 55 |





