








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 478 | 40% |
| Smokes | 258 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 140 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 331 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $44,041 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ei8htyHD | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | scrappy | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | LFT IM/MAIN | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ei8htyHD | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | scrappy | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | LFT IM/MAIN | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFT IM/MAIN | 3 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | scrappy | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scrappy | 101 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | LFT IM/MAIN | 28 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ei8htyHD | 16 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspect | +2.68 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | Ei8htyHD | +2.51 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | scrappy | +2.04 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | LFT IM/MAIN | -0.53 | 81 | 46 |





