








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 226 | 13% |
| Smokes | 170 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 658 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,069 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1c | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Naughty Noo-Noo | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Tinky Winky | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1c | 216 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tinky Winky | 181 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | zexceed | 85 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Naughty Noo-Noo | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | UncleNick777 | 66 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UncleNick777 | +5.52 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | InFLuenCE | +4.05 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | Naughty Noo-Noo | +3.37 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Tinky Winky | +2.93 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | n1c | +2.07 | 75 | 61 |





