








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2825 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2947 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1428 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,251 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Noname | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Kizza | 54% | 70 |
| #6 | Ickuma | 53% | 133 |
| #7 | Realm | 53% | 30 |
| #8 | Paolo | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rexdeN1 | 9 | 0.0256 |
| #2 | standinginthegarden | 7 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | Ickuma | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Kizza | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Noname | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kizza | 262 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ickuma | 166 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Paolo | 166 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Noname | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | standinginthegarden | 80 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rexdeN1 | +2.95 | 82 | 39 |
| #2 | Lew | +2.21 | 65 | 65 |
| #3 | Noname | +1.67 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | standinginthegarden | +1.12 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | Ickuma | -0.28 | 80 | 40 |





