








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 921 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6981 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6197 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7315 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6669 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,661,440 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VraM | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | Paix | 64% | 88 |
| #3 | ✠Troyyyy✠ | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | trennix | 62% | 52 |
| #5 | Ocean | 61% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVADE | 478 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | aphextwin | 410 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Morrtis nV | 260 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Paix | 176 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ocean | 154 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trennix | +3.26 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | EVADE | +1.73 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | aphextwin | +1.33 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | Paix | +1.18 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | Ocean | +1.13 | 76 | 58 |





