








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1319 | 32% |
| Smokes | 581 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1225 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 940 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,314 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | risk | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Jun | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | rooyaaL | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | 614 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | risk | 390 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jun | 239 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | rooyaaL | 161 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | 144 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | +3.39 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | Jun | +1.98 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | rooyaaL | +1.54 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | -0.04 | 60 | 68 |
| #5 | risk | -0.13 | 68 | 66 |





