








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1648 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1498 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1674 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1324 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,499 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Yuuko | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Jun | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | rooyaaL | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | 863 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | Yuuko | 356 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jun | 318 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | rooyaaL | 226 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | 224 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felm^ | +3.51 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Jun | +1.92 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | rooyaaL | +1.65 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | ✪ Han Brasileiro | +0.31 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | risk | -0.03 | 67 | 66 |





