








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1734 | 41% |
| Smokes | 854 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 928 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,187 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracker got a ar | 50% | 133 |
| #2 | skuuge | 50% | 117 |
| #3 | Suzuki Swift peek 13Km/h | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | Moto Moto | 35% | 52 |
| #5 | Bias | 34% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Suzuki Swift peek 13Km/h | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | Moto Moto | 35% | 52 |
| #5 | Bias | 34% | 138 |
| #6 | Mugge | 23% | 48 |
| #7 | Torben | 21% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracker got a ar | 71 | 0.0267 |
| #2 | Bias | 41 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | skuuge | 37 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Mugge | 15 | 0.0179 |
| #5 | Torben | 8 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracker got a ar | 324 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | skuuge | 309 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Suzuki Swift peek 13Km/h | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Bias | 77 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Torben | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skuuge | +3.53 | 55 | 45 |
| #2 | cracker got a ar | +2.47 | 46 | 40 |
| #3 | Moto Moto | +1.54 | 36 | 35 |
| #4 | Suzuki Swift peek 13Km/h | +0.23 | 24 | 58 |
| #5 | Bias | -1.21 | 17 | 32 |





