








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2652 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2961 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1488 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3061 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $782,644 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Saulery ☮ | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | BodaciousBoda | 39% | 18 |
| #8 | Paveicle | 38% | 34 |
| #9 | Timbo | 38% | 45 |
| #10 | Navraj | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Pibb | 21 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | $lick $loth | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | zynder | 15 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | juno | 13 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Navraj | 9 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2Smoaks | +3.94 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | Saulery ☮ | +0.73 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | $lick $loth | +0.60 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | Timbo | +0.57 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | Navraj | +0.17 | 66 | 51 |





