








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 700 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1149 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1078 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1115 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,418 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazsu | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Bledi. | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | TenBucks | 49% | 104 |
| #4 | HeGe | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | Palmu | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Flopaka | 36% | 14 |
| #11 | vs1m 8CM | 33% | 15 |
| #12 | .mogi | 33% | 15 |
| #13 | Tsussi | 33% | 24 |
| #14 | Ence Akira | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not.Särmä | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | PunttiPekka "awikkamestari" | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | .mogi | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | TenBucks | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | HeGe | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not.Särmä | 464 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | TenBucks | 295 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dessu Hopo | 173 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #4 | HeGe | 154 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tsussi | 101 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fazsu | +5.20 | 68 | 75 |
| #2 | Dessu Hopo | +3.82 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | .mogi | +2.78 | 81 | 75 |
| #4 | Palmu | +0.55 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | PunttiPekka "awikkamestari" | +0.14 | 61 | 58 |





