








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10546 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7387 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7942 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7282 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,478,592 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mALLU | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | Bledi. | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | Vesantori123 | 50% | 255 |
| #4 | Lehmän Maitola | 48% | 304 |
| #5 | Not.Särmä | 46% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Not.Särmä | 46% | 208 |
| #6 | PAPA'S HARD THROBBING HAMMER | 44% | 117 |
| #7 | HeGe | 44% | 41 |
| #8 | Jared | 44% | 96 |
| #9 | TenBucks | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lehmän Maitola | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Not.Särmä | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Vesantori123 | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Jared | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | TenBucks | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not.Särmä | 1078 | 0.26 | 30 min |
| #2 | Vesantori123 | 772 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | Lehmän Maitola | 719 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #4 | Jared | 338 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | TenBucks | 251 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesantori123 | +1.27 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | Tsussi | +1.17 | 71 | 70 |
| #3 | Not.Särmä | +0.95 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Bledi. | +0.87 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | mALLU | -0.35 | 73 | 66 |





