








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 282 | 19% |
| Smokes | 390 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 484 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 309 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,743 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William2333 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Doven | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Krius | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | dopemagic | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Toby | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Krius | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Crock152 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | William2333 | 1 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael | 109 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Crock152 | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Toby | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krius | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 47 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael | +4.10 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Toby | +3.54 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Krius | +0.85 | 35 | 44 |
| #4 | KorAmerican // [tC] | +0.67 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | Doven | +0.06 | 51 | 29 |





