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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 747 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1155 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1080 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1122 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,554 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tessi🌸 | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | ᵒᵍ | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Mockiii | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | Erthilvego | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | ๋ | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mockiii | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | Erthilvego | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | ๋ | 56% | 25 |
| #6 | yung clooney | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | easy | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | tessi🌸 | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Mockiii | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | yung clooney | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | 96 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | tessi🌸 | 48 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | yung clooney | 43 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | ᵒᵍ | 38 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | easy | 36 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵒᵍ | +4.57 | 93 | 75 |
| #2 | tessi🌸 | +4.00 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | ๋ | +3.33 | 91 | 76 |
| #4 | Mockiii | +2.97 | 91 | 38 |
| #5 | lance | +0.18 | 79 | 65 |





