








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 608 | 37% |
| Smokes | 432 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 335 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,713 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunny | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | Sup | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | a | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | tofu | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | yoosty | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sup | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | a | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | tofu | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | yoosty | 56% | 41 |
| #6 | GRANNYXANNY | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRANNYXANNY | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | yoosty | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | a | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Bunny | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | tofu | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a | 218 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | tofu | 192 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | GRANNYXANNY | 159 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | yoosty | 82 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bunny | 46 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunny | +1.51 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | tofu | +1.38 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | a | +0.83 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | GRANNYXANNY | +0.15 | 74 | 77 |
| #5 | ado1fo | -0.13 | 80 | 62 |





