








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 26% |
| Smokes | 957 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1046 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,099 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droopie | 39% | 28 |
| #2 | Amoeba Slime | 39% | 44 |
| #3 | Rojo | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Rhabby_v | 32% | 41 |
| #5 | Benny | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droopie | 39% | 28 |
| #2 | Amoeba Slime | 39% | 44 |
| #3 | Rojo | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Rhabby_v | 32% | 41 |
| #5 | Benny | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droopie | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Benny | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amoeba Slime | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Droopie | 95 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Benny | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rhabby_v | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rojo | 28 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benny | +5.77 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | Rojo | +0.90 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | Sharkktooth | -0.02 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | Droopie | -1.04 | 60 | 64 |
| #5 | Amoeba Slime | -1.23 | 24 | 49 |





