








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,104 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3828 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1487 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 934 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,548,797 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerpherr | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | jigen | 66% | 38 |
| #3 | cha | 63% | 104 |
| #4 | SJB | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | tropical red bull | 56% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Iceman No More Niceman | 45% | 33 |
| #11 | Rhabby_v | 41% | 122 |
| #12 | Sharkktooth | 39% | 44 |
| #13 | Droopie | 38% | 82 |
| #14 | LittleDim | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benny | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | tropical red bull | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | cha | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Rojo | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Droopie | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tropical red bull | 561 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | cha | 450 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | Rojo | 417 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | Droopie | 253 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Benny | 156 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benny | +5.94 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | Zerpherr | +5.59 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | Rojo | +4.02 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | tropical red bull | +3.99 | 85 | 71 |
| #5 | jigen | +2.59 | 68 | 67 |





