








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4246 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3688 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2861 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2885 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,181 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gXrki. | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Lopyyyyyy. | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | .jNk^ | 58% | 43 |
| #4 | Weed Warrior | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Mort | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nayla | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | OlafOfDoom | 52% | 159 |
| #8 | W-index. | 51% | 113 |
| #9 | Belia | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | kk | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W-index. | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | OlafOfDoom | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Lopyyyyyy. | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Weed Warrior | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Belia | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OlafOfDoom | 361 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | W-index. | 296 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Belia | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Weed Warrior | 77 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nayla | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yaster Moda | +2.33 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | Weed Warrior | +1.41 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | OlafOfDoom | +1.33 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Mort | +0.81 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | Lopyyyyyy. | +0.72 | 69 | 63 |





