








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2673 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2945 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4529 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3159 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,540 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tingel_Tangel_Bob | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | zenyy | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | Felis | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | djarabek95 | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | TxM | 51% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | zenyy | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | Felis | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | djarabek95 | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | TxM | 51% | 204 |
| #6 | LoseR | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TxM | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Felis | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | LoseR | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | djarabek95 | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | zenyy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felis | 226 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | TxM | 171 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | zenyy | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | djarabek95 | 60 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tingel_Tangel_Bob | 58 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zenyy | +3.42 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | El Colino | +1.41 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Felis | -0.06 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | djarabek95 | -1.54 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | TxM | -1.67 | 60 | 47 |





