








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1952 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1665 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1701 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $565,267 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zenyy | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Max | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | El Colino | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | TxM | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | JG00JG | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Max | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | El Colino | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | TxM | 49% | 45 |
| #5 | JG00JG | 44% | 18 |
| #6 | djarabek95 | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Colino | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | TxM | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | JG00JG | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | zenyy | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Colino | 92 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | TxM | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Max | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | djarabek95 | 31 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | zenyy | 22 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zenyy | +5.30 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | JG00JG | +2.46 | 78 | 43 |
| #3 | El Colino | +1.59 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | Felis | +0.07 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | TxM | -1.88 | 62 | 46 |





